It was in the news today. At CERN by accident a black hole was produced. It expands, Switzerland already is lost, now the black hole eats words from emails, since it has got impact on German Internet nodes. If we don't stop replying, the black hole will grow by eating word by word and soon it will suck under the third stone from sun.
Coming soon. Roland Emmerich's "The Black Hole".
Thanks for this. At least we get a good laugh out of this thread :)