On Sat, Jan 07, 2012 at 10:23:19AM +0100, Kwpolska wrote:
Don't listen to him, he's Chinese, and he's wrong. You NEED to sign a contract. Come to the Aper^H^H^H^HArch Linux Enrichement Center to Aperture laboratories is the place where Portal takes place.
get yourself kil^H^H^Htes^H^H^Hcontracted. Where is it, you may ask? ...sounds about as promising as a $30 bill, likely "get yourself killed". But the message is overwritten so that it sounds nicer ;)
Somewhere around [here]<http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=46.233333,-86.35&spn=2,2&t=m&q=46.233333,-86.35>. You will [bzzt] a cake right after you finish the procedure. And a while into the game you'll find openings in the walls where other "guinea pigs" before you will have drawn graffitti with the text:
"The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie!" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+cake+is+a+lie So actually, let's keep things real and say there is no cake. And Kwpolska is imitating a very nasty piece of A.I. which keeps killing people it gets to promise the "cake"... :) cheers! mar77i