[arch-general] Singapore Citizen Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) wants to become the next person after U.S. Senator Ernie Chambers to sue God
I want to sue God for being too busy and unresponsive. How can I file a lawsuit against Him at the United States Supreme Court? -- Yours sincerely, Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) 张恩鸣 Dip(Mechatronics) BEng(Hons)(Mechanical Engineering) Citizenship: Singapore Citizen/Singaporean Alma Maters: [1] Singapore Polytechnic (Graduated 1998) [2] National University of Singapore (Graduated 2006) Facebook account: Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) Facebook link: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000750083982 Facebook photos: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000750083982#!/profile.php?id=100000750083982&v=photos Facebook videos: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000750083982&v=app_2392950137 Mobile Phone (Starhub pre-paid): +65-8369-2618 Windows Live Messenger: teoenming-at-hotmail.com Location: Bedok Reservoir Road, Singapore ZIP: 470103 My Open Letter (Plea for Medical Help/Assistance) to World Leaders (Updated 28 August 2010):- http://lists.mcs.anl.gov/pipermail/mpich-discuss/2010-August/007811.html http://mythtv.org/pipermail/mythtv-users/2010-August/295952.html http://archives.gentoo.org/gentoo-user/msg_f6a341d9623fda17880159b137c07335.... Photo of Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) 张恩鸣 of Singapore #1: http://i53.tinypic.com/207tamp.jpg Photo of Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) 张恩鸣 of Singapore #2: http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/7534/enmingteodscf2511.jpg
On Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 10:51 AM, Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) of Singapore <enmingteo@lavabit.com> wrote:
I want to sue God for being too busy and unresponsive. How can I file a lawsuit against Him at the United States Supreme Court?
-- Yours sincerely,
Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) 张恩鸣 Dip(Mechatronics) BEng(Hons)(Mechanical Engineering) Citizenship: Singapore Citizen/Singaporean Alma Maters: [1] Singapore Polytechnic (Graduated 1998) [2] National University of Singapore (Graduated 2006) Facebook account: Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) Facebook link: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000750083982 Facebook photos: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000750083982#!/profile.php?id=100000750083982&v=photos Facebook videos: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000750083982&v=app_2392950137 Mobile Phone (Starhub pre-paid): +65-8369-2618 Windows Live Messenger: teoenming-at-hotmail.com Location: Bedok Reservoir Road, Singapore ZIP: 470103 My Open Letter (Plea for Medical Help/Assistance) to World Leaders (Updated 28 August 2010):- http://lists.mcs.anl.gov/pipermail/mpich-discuss/2010-August/007811.html http://mythtv.org/pipermail/mythtv-users/2010-August/295952.html
http://archives.gentoo.org/gentoo-user/msg_f6a341d9623fda17880159b137c07335.... Photo of Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) 张恩鸣 of Singapore #1: http://i53.tinypic.com/207tamp.jpg Photo of Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) 张恩鸣 of Singapore #2: http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/7534/enmingteodscf2511.jpg
Not this AGAIN! -- Kirill E. Churin Jabber: reflexing@reflexing.ru, ICQ: 8163230, Skype on demand. In a world *without walls* or fences, *who needs windows and gates?*
On 09/23/2010 12:16 AM, reflexing wrote:
On Thu, Sep 23, 2010 at 10:51 AM, Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) of Singapore <enmingteo@lavabit.com> wrote:
I want to sue God for being too busy and unresponsive. How can I file a lawsuit against Him at the United States Supreme Court?
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Not this AGAIN!
Nope, he's screwed... About the farthest you can go to gain jurisdiction over a foreigner is to sue under the Geneva Conventions' Treaty for the International Service of Process, or other applicable treaty if the country in question wasn't a signatory at the Geneva Convention. In this case, I know of no treaty that extends to Heaven that authorizes the inter-worlds service of process. So in short, the OP could not gain jurisdiction over God. Even if he found a way to get process (a copy of the Complaint and Summons) to God, God could just choose to ignore the pleadings. There would be a defect in service on the face of the record and no court could enter a no-answer default against God in that case. Simply put - a mortal cannot gain jurisdiction over God in our legal system :p P.S. - but anyone with a spare $260 can file a lawsuit and try :-) -- David C. Rankin, J.D.,P.E. Rankin Law Firm, PLLC 510 Ochiltree Street Nacogdoches, Texas 75961 Telephone: (936) 715-9333 Facsimile: (936) 715-9339 www.rankinlawfirm.com
Name is filtered from now; skip inbox, send to trash. Hurray!
On Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 10:51 PM, Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) of Singapore <enmingteo@lavabit.com> wrote:
I want to sue God for being too busy and unresponsive. How can I file a lawsuit against Him at the United States Supreme Court?
-- Yours sincerely,
Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) 张恩鸣 Dip(Mechatronics) BEng(Hons)(Mechanical Engineering) Citizenship: Singapore Citizen/Singaporean Alma Maters: [1] Singapore Polytechnic (Graduated 1998) [2] National University of Singapore (Graduated 2006) Facebook account: Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) Facebook link: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000750083982 Facebook photos: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000750083982#!/profile.php?id=100000750083982&v=photos Facebook videos: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000750083982&v=app_2392950137 Mobile Phone (Starhub pre-paid): +65-8369-2618 Windows Live Messenger: teoenming-at-hotmail.com Location: Bedok Reservoir Road, Singapore ZIP: 470103 My Open Letter (Plea for Medical Help/Assistance) to World Leaders (Updated 28 August 2010):- http://lists.mcs.anl.gov/pipermail/mpich-discuss/2010-August/007811.html http://mythtv.org/pipermail/mythtv-users/2010-August/295952.html http://archives.gentoo.org/gentoo-user/msg_f6a341d9623fda17880159b137c07335.... Photo of Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) 张恩鸣 of Singapore #1: http://i53.tinypic.com/207tamp.jpg Photo of Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) 张恩鸣 of Singapore #2: http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/7534/enmingteodscf2511.jpg
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On Wed 22 Sep 2010 23:18 -0600, Gary Wright wrote:
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Yes Captain Picard.
what is your native language? Maybe in that way you can understand that this kind of messages are not welcomed in here. For the 999999 time, we don't care and stop spaming us with your bullshit ideas -- Ionuț
I don't know how mailinglist apps work, but can't we put some spam filtering to it and black list his namw or is there alredysome filtered?
participants (8)
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David C. Rankin
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Gary Wright
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Ionuț Bîru
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jesse jaara
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Loui Chang
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Mr. Teo En Ming (Zhang Enming) of Singapore
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Ray Rashif
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reflexing