sorry for the short notice. I got myself a beefy router/firewall/whatever that actually can handle the throughput of 1000/1000 when the amount of visitors reaches Woodstock levels. I've configured as much as I can without it being plugged in, but now it's time to see how much of those configs I've screwed up. I'll try to make the swap as fast as I can, but expect wonkiness while I iron out the wrinkles.
All the best Ted