[aur-general] April Fools' Day jokes in AUR

[Lukas Jirkovsky]

I feel that this PKGBUILD needs to be preserved for future generations
after it has been deleted from AUR:

pkgname=secure-certificates
pkgver=0
pkgrel=0
pkgdesc="Trust no one"
arch=(any)
license=('WTFPL')
url=('https://127.0.0.1')
conflicts=('ca-certificates')
provides=('ca-certificates')

build() {
echo "diy or die!"
}

package() {
echo "nothing to do here too"
}