[aur-general] April Fools' Day jokes in AUR

I feel that this PKGBUILD needs to be preserved for future generations after it has been deleted from AUR: pkgname=secure-certificates pkgver=0 pkgrel=0 pkgdesc="Trust no one" arch=(any) license=('WTFPL') url=('https://127.0.0.1') conflicts=('ca-certificates') provides=('ca-certificates') build() { echo "diy or die!" } package() { echo "nothing to do here too" }